This is a test. Or is it?

“Welcome to WordPress.”

It’s nice to know that in the infinite void of internet content making tools, I can still feel welcome.

Hello.

This is a blog.

You are reading it.

I don’t know why you’re here yet. I’m in the past, starting a blog. Where are you? Hopefully sitting somewhere comfortable. Or standing somewhere comfortable. Those are the only two options though. If you’re reading and up to something else, I recommend stopping your body for a hot second to enjoy your Internet Time.

Or not, I mean…for a lot of us, the whole day is Internet Time. That’s kind of why I’m starting this shindig. Not to exacerbate your anxieties about being Always Online or screen time or the Great Unknowable Questions of Why We’re Here On This Melting Planet but to spend my Internet Time doing something that amuses me and–hopefully–amuses you.

Know any good jokes? Me neither. I’m more about observational humor.

Anyway, this is a blog post. I think the first one is always a little rough.

Welcome to Robots and Magic. Let me know when it all makes sense.